Whether you hate math or love math, there’s no denying that math puns make the hilarious of jokes. Here for you, I curate 51 funniest math puns that’ll make you laugh your arc (I mean heart) out!

**1. What did Zero say to Eight?**

Hey bro, nice belt!

**2. Why don’t people attempt arithmetic in Jungle?**

Because if they add 4 and 4, they’d get ate.

**3. Why did the mathematician cancel his Netflix subscription?**

Because he found Amazon Prime.

**4. Why did the boy call her girlfriend a square root of -100?**

Because he wants her to be perfect 10 but that’s purely imaginary.

**5. In which bar do mathematicians go for a party? (one of my favorite math puns)**

Bar graphs!

**6. What rating would mathematicians give to American Pie?**

3.14.

**7. Why do mathematicians hate math books?**

Because it has a lot of problems!

**8. What reply did the mathematician give to algebra when he asked Y to find his X?**

He replied, “Please don’t ask Y to find your X, dear”. She will not come back. 😂

**9. Why did mathematicians work from their home?**

Because they preferred to work in their __domain__.

**10. What types of angle do mathematicians like?**

A-cute one.

**11. Why do mathematicians hate summer’s sun?**

Because it gives them tan-gent.

**12. Why does the Maths teacher only drink alcohol at parties? (another favorite from the list of math puns)**

Because they fear to drink and derive.

**13. Why is six always afraid of 7?**

Because 7 ate 9 in front of 6(789). 😜

**14. Why did the Romans never fail at finding X? (one of the most intelligent math puns on this list)**

Because they always knew X is equal to 10.

**15. Why do mathematicians like the cylinder of radius z and height a?**

Because its volume is πr2h – p-i-z-z-a.

**16. What is the blood group of maths topper?**

Obviously, A+.

**17. What do mathematicians call retirement?**

Aftermath.

**18. Why two 4s always skip meals?**

Because they already ate (4+4=8).

**19. How do mathematicians define a polar bear?**

A rectangular bear with coordinate transformed.

**20. Why do math students do multiplication on the floor?**

Because their teachers teach them not to use tables.

**21. How do mathematicians make seven an even number?**

By removing the* s* out of it.

**22. Why is the Geometry teacher absent?**

Because she sprained her angle.

**23. How will the Maths professor propose his girlfriend?**

By gifting her __polynomial ring__.

**24. How did 2 tease 4 after winning the race?**

Actually, I am 2 fast for you!

**25. Why are Romans not interested in algebra? (repeated joke, but still one of the intelligent math puns!)**

Because for them, X is always 10.

**26. What do insects call an ant which is not feeling well?**

Sec-ant (Sick-ant).

**27. How do mathematicians vanish variable ”one”?**

They add *g* and it is gone.

**28. Why do students bunk math class?**

Because math book has lots of problems that need to be worked out.

**29. When do students like decimals?**

Because they have a point.

**30. Why do mathematicians have lots of children?**

Because they know how to multiply.

**31. Why didn’t an algebra student attempt any question in the exam?**

Because the answers were imaginary.

**32. What do mathematicians throw into a fiery furnace?**

Natural logs!

**33. Why didn’t student buy a pocket calculator?**

Because he realized that no one would want to know how many pockets he has.

**34. Why does he call his girlfriend a pi?**

Because she is irrational.

**35. Which dessert did Issac Newton’s** **love?**

Apple Pi!

**36. Why do mathematicians skip meals and eat pi?**

Because it contains 3.14 calories.

**37. Who is the king of pencil case?**

Ruler.

**38. What is 34+99+1380+156388?**

Headache! 😩

**39. Why group theory wasn’t discovered by Newton?**

Because he wasn’t __Abel__.

**40. How can you say that 36-25-36 is a perfect square?**

By looking at her!

**41. If you carry six oranges in one hand and 7 apples in other. What do you have?**

Big hands. 🤗

**42. What is the erotic number?**

2110593!

When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion, they will know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they will be 3.

**43. Why maths teachers are good dancers?**

Because they know algo-rithms. (rhythms…get it?)

**44. Little Johnny had 35 sugarcanes. He ate 30. What does he have now?**

Diabetes.

**45. Why do plants hate maths?**

Because it gives them square roots.

**46. Which hospital do mathematicians go when they are ill?**

L’ Hospital.

**47. What do we call a lady with a split personality?**

Bi-nary (Bi-nari). *(nari (Hindi): Woman)*

**48. Why did mutually exclusive events break up?**

Because they had nothing in common.

**49. Which snakes are mathematicians afraid of?**

Python.

**50. Where do you buy 38 watermelons and don’t even think the reason for buying?**

Mathematics!

**51. Why are obtuse angles so depressed? **

Because they’re neither right nor a-cute.

And we’re done! Which one of these made you laugh the most? Let me know in the comments below!

I will meet you in the next post very soon. Till then, adios!

Regards,

Mehak Gumber